sillygermans

gloryglorymufc:

Their mascot is a cute little bumblebee that holds flowers and heart-shaped balloons

"We are Dortmund and we are super badass! Our mascot is a smiling bumblebee and he’s currently holding flowers and a heart-shaped balloon! Fear us!"

They give each other piggy-back ridesimageimage

They fight in a very manly way
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They randomly hug each other from behindimage
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They take pictures in supermarkets like this
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They…

this makes me love them even more

the-heros-of-olymups
zachariahjuststoleourcat:

khawlabentalazwaar:

gothamcityballet:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.
“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

“Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.
So in summary:
This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.
Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

literal hero

Somebody make her a comic book superhero

zachariahjuststoleourcat:

khawlabentalazwaar:

gothamcityballet:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.

“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.

So in summary:

This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.

Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

literal hero

Somebody make her a comic book superhero

sillygermans

sillygermans:

dankebvb:

if you seriously try to tell me you support both bvb and bayern, better stay a bit away bc i will try to punch you in the face

For me anyway I am on the fence about both teams because I am new to Bundesliga but I think a lot of people feel that way because half die mannschaft is on Bayern lol so its hard to be like I HATE BAYERN! But I love die mannschaft. 

Yeah I mean I love both teams. But my number one team will always be Die Mannschaft, since it has all the players I love. And also I support both Bayern and Dortmund. There’s nothing wrong with that. A lot of people support them both. Like during one champions season I love Bayern. The next I love Dortmund. I’m actually hoping Dortmund win Bundesliga, or even the Champions league in 2015!